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By the next morning, they had lost collectively 54.8 lbs among a team of 8.

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The potential uses for the leaf are tremendous from a medical perspective, and it means a possible revolution in the diet and weight loss industry. The university is compiling a list of requests for retail distribution, including Whole Foods Markets. Marketed under its given name of Shackleaf lettuce, the new weight loss miracle leaf may be available in higher end food emporiums in the United States in late 2008, BUY Co-amoxiclav ONLINE NO PRESCRIPTION. The European Union is waiting for further analysis, and to essentially wait and see what happens in the American Market.

“I’d eat it - yeah absolutely!” Marla Schriver, a tollbooth operator in New Jersey and a lifelong dieter said. “I mean, if dinosaurs coulda’ eaten it and lost weight, heck I’m getting up there in years too - I could eat some dinodiet food. Sure whatever, why not, ya know. I mean, are you kidding me?”

The FDA is already beginning trials of the plant, and expects to yield a definitive answer in the fall.

This article was originally posted on my alter-ego, AlmostFit.com.

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1 Liza April 27, 2008 at 10:08 am

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