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  10. Write a really lame, self-deprecating blog entry about getting old, and then beg people to comment with their suggestions. And then make the last item in the list about that.
Unfortunately, it is my belief that just about anything I do that isn't age-appropriate will fail on the, "Gawd that guy needs some help" side. Dying hair for example: Bad, Bad, Bad. Looks stupid on middle-age-ish men, especially when it has multiple colors. Mohawks=bad. Especially because if you try it and you have a baldspot, it looks like Pacman took a bite out of crime - the crime of you trying too hard, BUY Trikatu ONLINE NO PRESCRIPTION. And then there's wearing stuff when you can't pull the look off. And believe me, if you have to ask, you can't. Maybe that should be the rule then - if you have to ask, the answer is always, "Yeah, NO. Don't do that - playing lasertag in your mid-30's is way creepier than you are thinking it is.".

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{ 5 comments… read them below or add one }

1 jay-gee June 6, 2007 at 7:42 am

And then, to be really edgy, leave a comment that you wrote on your own blog, and pretend its not you.

2 Anonymous June 7, 2007 at 4:48 am

11) Try to race every person you can at stop lights in your minivan.

3 --jg June 7, 2007 at 4:53 am

The funny thing about that is…I have been looking at minivans and small RVs on Craigslist.

4 Joe Wilson June 30, 2007 at 6:58 pm

That was a pretty funny post. Made me LOL. Have you ever thought about becoming a writer? Oh, and use more IM slangy things, because OMG, they are really edgy and you’ll mostly like have people ROTFL. But then again, some people just DGAF, ya know? BFN LYLAB – Joe

5 --jg July 1, 2007 at 4:55 am

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Seriously, thanks for the compliment. When I grow up, I’d love to write a column sometime for a “real” paper.

I’m currently working on a few screenplay ideas, and I’ve started the gurgle and whirs of a novel, churning the butter of my 30-something brain. We’ll see where it goes. Who knows?

Thanks again,
–jg

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